Egypt’s Armed Forces blow up pyramids with explosives
Egypt’s Armed Forces shocked the world this week after demolishing its renowned pyramids with high-powered explosives.
In an exclusive New Porker interview, Egypt’s Defense Minister, Abdul Fattah al-Sisi, discusses the top reasons why Egypt’s Army demolished the pyramids.
“You wouldn’t know it from their stony exterior,” al-Sisi said, “But all the pyramids were infested with termites.” Continue reading
Kim Jong-un in front of new North Korean flag. He replaced the red star with ‘Chuck,’ the yellow Angry Bird.
CIA agents who inspected Asiana Fight 214, which recently crashed at the San Francisco airport, en route from Seoul—immediately smelled foul play upon entering the plane.
After using CIA-style interrogation tactics on the captain of the Asiana, in an attempt to “further their investigation,” CIA agents discovered the pilot was hired by Kim Jong- un to crash the airliner into the Golden Gate Bridge. Continue reading
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